My doctor told me to run 5 miles a day. When he called in two weeks for a follow-up, I was 140 miles from home. Need another quick shot of humor? Check out these short jokes anyone can remember.
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On Sunday afternoon, when Donald Trump held a rally at Madison Square Garden in New York City, comedian and podcaster Tony Hinchcliffe opened the big show with a string of racist jokes.
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On “Weekend Update,” hosts Michael Che and Colin Jost took jabs at some of Hollywood’s heaviest hitters, like Oscar winner Daniel Day-Lewis and rapper Diddy. Che took aim at rapper Sean ...
Steve Martin posted a hilariously cryptic Instagram post alluding to the romance rumors around his Only Murders in the Building costars Meryl Streep and Martin Short.