My doctor told me to run 5 miles a day. When he called in two weeks for a follow-up, I was 140 miles from home. Need another quick shot of humor? Check out these short jokes anyone can remember.
When life seems a little too serious, there's nothing like animal jokes to make you roar (or hoot or howl) with laughter I’ve been a stand-up and improv comic for 30 years, and I know for a fact ...
These are the UK's top jokes so far ... A man goes to the doctor ... he could do nothing. Then one day the ship sank and the magician found himself floating on a piece of wood with the parrot.
A man has gone viral after joking that he will be snorting lines of cocaine every day "for charity". Whether its conducting a difficult hike or bike ride with a group, fancy dress days ...
Gary Lineker joked he was hosting his final Match Of The Day show on Saturday amid speculation over his future on the programme. The BBC this week denied an announcement was pending regarding its ...
While praising McDonald’s workers for their hard work, Trump avoided questions about raising minimum wage, turning the fast-food visit into a political stage ahead of Election Day. @DrunkRepub ...
GARY Lineker has broken his silence on speculation over his future as host of Match of the Day - by opening the show with a joke. The former England striker, 63, told BBC viewers on Saturday night ...
Gary Lineker joked he was hosting his final Match Of The Day show on Saturday amid speculation over his future on the programme. The BBC this week denied an announcement was pending regarding its ...
The BBC’s highest paid presenter Gary Lineker opened the sporting highlights show Match of the Day Saturday night, telling viewers: “It’s my last show ...