thongs. Whale tails were even being seen on the red carpet. I distinctly remember Britney, Christina, and Beyoncé all posing for the cameras with a sparkly G-string hoisted up over their jeans.
Once considered sartorial sacrilege reserved for beach trips and beach trips alone, we’ve found ourselves falling victim to fashion’s trend cycle once more, wanting for a pair of thongs.
The new version - unveiled yesterday - imposes a ban on the following: thongs and skimpy swimwear, body jewellery, lane rage, use of mobile phones and games consoles, snacking and drinking alcopops.